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$TONGRAMThe launchpad token.

Pump Tons Of Grams is the #1 launchpad for TON / Grams — a working machine that takes a token from nothing to a live market with the liquidity locked, without a human touching it. $TONGRAM is that machine's own token. This page is the whole structure: what it does, what it charges, where the money lands, and what you are actually holding. Read it before you buy anything, including this.

Buy $TONGRAM The Structure How To Hold It

Not a roadmap — a receipt

Everything below is already running.

The usual order is a paper first and a product later. This one is backwards on purpose: every lane described on this page is live in production today, and you can open any of them from the row at the top of this screen and check.

4 lanes

Live and unattended

Solana Fair · Solana Pro · TON Fair · TON Pro. All four launch end-to-end with nobody at a keyboard.

2 chains

Solana + TON

One market board, one sniper terminal, one lock board — all seven chains, segregated by chain and lane.

2500 TON

Curve graduation target

When a Fair curve fills, it graduates itself onto a real STON.fi pool. No key, no person, no waiting.

97%

Of the raise seeds the pool

The other 3% is the disclosed graduation split — 1% to the creator, 2% to the house.

Forever

Fair-lane LP lock

LP tokens mint straight into a locker with no withdrawal function. Not a promise — an absent opcode.

3 days

TON creator hold

The creator's own first buy is held by an adminless escrow. They eat last, and the contract enforces it.

The structure

What the machine actually does.

1
A token is born on the curve
A creator pays 3.5 TON and their token exists — jetton minted, curve gateway deployed, token page built, in one approval. Most of that fee is not ours: it is the on-chain gas that deploys their contracts. No liquidity money is needed from them, because the curve IS the market and the contract holds every buyer's TON.
2
The curve is the market
Every buy climbs the curve, every sell walks back down it, and the contract holds the TON the whole time. Nobody — not the creator, not us — can pull it. A 1% fee is booked on both sides: 0.3% to the creator, 0.7% to the house.
3
It graduates itself
At 2500 TON the curve closes and an on-chain coordinator — not a person with a key — provides both sides of the liquidity into a real STON.fi pool. 97% of the raise goes into that pool; the creator takes 1% (≈ 25 TON) and the house takes 2%, both paid in the same transaction as the handoff.
4
The liquidity locks
The LP tokens mint directly into a no-withdrawal locker. There is no function to take them out, so there is nothing to trust — anyone can read the contract and see that the exit does not exist.
5
The token gets a home and a market
From the second it is born it has its own page — banner, logo, live chart, socials, lock status — plus a row on the market board, a row on the sniper board, and the option for its creator to go live on video from inside it.

The Pro lane

A creator who wants their own STON.fi pool instead of a curve pays the same 3.5 TON setup, then buys a timed lock — 30 days · 60 days · 90 days · 180 days · 1 year — for 5–35 TON, and can revoke the freeze, mint and update authorities at 1 TON each (3 of them). Same trust proof Solana's Pro lane sells, priced in TON.

The sniper terminal

Every live curve on every chain, ranked, with quality gates, positions, watchlists, a managed wallet a member holds the keys to, and an AI agent fleet that runs each armed member's own strategy with their own capital. Each chain is tuned to its own market rather than to a copy of the other one's.

The lock board

/we-got-grams/locked lists every locked pool this house has produced, both chains, both lanes, each row landing on real on-chain proof. A lock nobody can check is a marketing line; this one is a list you can audit.

Live, on the token page

A creator can stream from inside their own token's room — chart, chat and video on one screen — so a launch has a face on it instead of a Telegram handle. Runs on a premium streaming system; streams expire after 7 days by design.

The business

Where the money actually comes from.

A launchpad token is only as interesting as the launchpad's revenue, so here is all of it, in public. None of these are projections — they are the fees the deployed contracts charge today, and the same constants this page imports are the ones the create page quotes to a creator.

Source	What it charges
Fair launch — create fee	3.5 TON per token (mostly gas)
Curve trading — house share	0.7% of every buy and every sell
Graduation split	2% of a 2500 TON raise
Pro launch — setup	3.5 TON per token
Pro launch — timed lock	5–35 TON, by lock length
Pro launch — authority revokes	1 TON × 3
Solana lanes	The same shape, priced in SOL, including a real Streamflow LP lock

Every fee above settles to the foundation wallet. The create fee is the one exception and it is deliberate: it lands in the launch tank that immediately spends ~1.5 TON of it on that same customer's deploy gas, and the profit is forwarded on automatically. Each launch pays for itself, so nobody ever tops up a tank by hand — which is what lets the whole thing run with no human in it.

The token

$TONGRAM

Pump Tons Of Grams · TON

Launching Soon — On The Curve

$TONGRAM launches on our own TON curve, the same one every other token here uses — no presale, no private round, no allocation you cannot see. When it goes, the address is published on this page and on our verified-links page at the same moment it exists. Anything claiming to be $TONGRAM before then is not.

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Supply and allocation

Total supply, the creator's share, and any vesting schedule are set at launch and published here first — with the on-chain proof beside them. We are not printing a number today that somebody would size a position against tomorrow.

What $TONGRAM unlocks on the platform

Perks get listed here as they ship, and never before. That is the same rule $CRIMSON runs under: nothing claimed before it is real.

It launches the way everyone else does

Through the same Fair lane, on the same curve, paying the same fee, with the creator's first buy held by the same 3-day escrow. If the structure is good enough to sell to a stranger it is good enough for the house token, and if it is not, we should not be selling it.

One flagship per thing

Four tokens, four separate jobs, no overlap: $CRIMSON is the game, $TONGRAM is the launchpad, $WGUTV is the platform underneath both, and $BALEEN is the whales' lane — a Pro launch on TON for capital that wants depth and a long lock instead of a race. Nobody has to guess which one carries which light.

How to hold it

The long game, taught with mechanisms.

Why we teach this at all

The first wave of meme tokens fed a few people and left everybody else holding the bag, and it did that because the crowd was taught to flip and nothing else. We are not going to build a launchpad on top of that and pretend it is somebody else's problem. So this section teaches the machine — what it does, what it cannot do, and what that means for somebody who wants to still be here in a year. It is not advice and it never becomes advice.

A curve is not an order book

On a bonding curve there is no seller on the other side of your buy — the contract mints against a formula, so the price moves with total supply bought, not with somebody's ask. That means there is always liquidity to enter and to exit, and it means the price you pay is a function of how early you are, which is public and calculable before you click.

Locked liquidity ≠ locked supply

A locked pool means nobody can pull the money OUT of the market — the LP tokens sit in a contract with no withdrawal function. It does not mean nobody can sell. Somebody who bought early can still sell into that pool, and the price will drop. That is a dump, not a rug, and knowing the difference is most of what keeps a holder calm.

Every round trip pays the toll twice

A curve charges its trade fee on the buy AND on the sell — 1% on ours, and pump.fun takes its own on Solana. Flipping in and out ten times a day pays that toll twenty times; holding pays it twice. That arithmetic is the entire mechanical case for holding, and it does not depend on the price doing anything, which is exactly why it is the only case we will make.

Size it like it can go to zero

Most tokens do. The only position size that lets you hold through a 70% drawdown is one you could lose entirely without changing your week. Nobody at this house will ever tell you a number to put in; if a page anywhere promises you a return, close it — including ours.

Time in, not timing

Buying the same small amount on a schedule instead of one lump at one price is the oldest, dullest, most survivable way to build a position in something volatile. It removes the one decision that most reliably wrecks people: guessing the bottom. $TONGRAM is on a public curve — the price is on-chain at every point, so you can check what you paid against what the curve says, always.

Read the chain, not the chat

Holders, liquidity, the lock, the creator's wallet — all of it is public and all of it is linked from this platform. A Telegram screenshot is not evidence. Our own token pages carry the explorer links for exactly this reason: verify it, then decide.

Honest disclosure

Read this part twice

· $TONGRAM is not a security, a share, a bond, or a claim on any revenue. Holding it entitles you to nothing except the token itself.
· Nobody here promises you profit. We sell access to things we actually built — a game, a platform, a launchpad, a terminal — and we list a perk only after it ships.
· This page is not financial advice and we are not licensed to give any. If you want advice, get it from somebody who is.
· Crypto is volatile and a total loss is a normal outcome. Never put in money you need.
· Token creation is final and public. Check every address against our verified links before you send anything anywhere.

One movement · four flagships

$CRIMSON

The game. Five years, ten missions, a living city — and the token of the movement.

Open WAGE: Crimson Streets →

$WGUTV

The foundation. The platform the game, the launchpad and the creators all stand on.

Open WeGotUsTV →

$BALEEN

The whales' lane. A Pro launch on TON with the longest lock this house sells — built for capital that plans to still be here.

Open The Ocean Remembers →

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