Pump Tons Of Grams โ€” the #1 launchpad for TON / Grams. An innovative gateway to the Pump.fun-style token economy on TON.

Pump Tons Of Grams ยท The Paper

$TONGRAMThe launchpad PDA.

Pump Tons Of Grams is the #1 launchpad for TON / Grams โ€” a working machine that takes a PDA from nothing to a live market with the liquidity locked, without a human touching it. $TONGRAM is that machine's own PDA. This page is the whole structure: what it does, what it charges, where the money lands, and what you are actually holding. Read it before you buy anything, including this.

Buy $TONGRAMThe StructureHow To Hold It

Not a roadmap โ€” a receipt

Everything below is already running.

The usual order is a paper first and a product later. This one is backwards on purpose: every lane described on this page is live in production today, and you can open any of them from the row at the top of this screen and check.

๐Ÿ“Š Every chain, both lanes, what they cost โ†’

16 lanes

Live and unattended

Fair and Pro on all eight chains. Every one launches end-to-end with nobody at a keyboard.

8 chains

Solana ยท TON ยท six EVM

Solana, TON / Grams, Arc, Base, BNB, Avalanche, Monad and Robinhood. One market board, one lock board, segregated by chain and lane.

Per chain

Curve graduation target

When a Fair curve fills it graduates itself onto that chain's real DEX pool โ€” STON.fi on TON, Uniswap and PancakeSwap on the EVM chains. No key, no person, no waiting. The exact target for every chain is on the info page.

97%

Of the raise seeds the pool

The other 3% is the disclosed graduation split โ€” 1% to the creator, 2% to the house.

Forever

Fair-lane LP lock

LP tokens mint straight into a locker with no withdrawal function. Not a promise โ€” an absent opcode.

3 days

Creator hold, every chain

TON and all six EVM chains hold the creator's own opening buy in an adminless escrow for 72 hours. They eat last, and the contract enforces it.

The structure

What the machine actually does.

  1. 1

    A PDA is born on the curve

    A creator pays that chain's create fee โ€” 3.5 TON on TON, the equivalent of $5 on every other chain โ€” and their PDA exists: the asset minted, the curve deployed, the PDA page built, in one approval. Most of that fee is not ours: it is the on-chain gas that deploys their contracts. No liquidity money is needed from them, because the curve IS the market and the contract holds every buyer's TON.

  2. 2

    The curve is the market

    Every buy climbs the curve, every sell walks back down it, and the contract holds the TON the whole time. Nobody โ€” not the creator, not us โ€” can pull it. A 1% fee is booked on both sides: 0.3% to the creator, 0.7% to the house.

  3. 3

    It graduates itself

    At that chain's graduation target โ€” 2500 TON on TON, and the published figure on each of the other seven โ€” the curve closes and an on-chain coordinator, not a person with a key, provides both sides of the liquidity into a real DEX pool. 97% of the raise goes into that pool; the creator takes 1% (โ‰ˆ 25 TON) and the house takes 2%, both paid in the same transaction as the handoff.

  4. 4

    The liquidity locks

    The LP tokens mint directly into a no-withdrawal locker. There is no function to take them out, so there is nothing to trust โ€” anyone can read the contract and see that the exit does not exist.

  5. 5

    The PDA gets a home and a market

    From the second it is born it has its own page โ€” banner, logo, live chart, socials, lock status โ€” plus a row on the market board, and the option for its creator to go live on video from inside it.

The Pro lane

A creator who wants their own STON.fi pool instead of a curve pays the same 3.5 TON setup, then buys a timed lock โ€” 30 days ยท 60 days ยท 90 days ยท 180 days ยท 1 year โ€” for 5โ€“35 TON, and can revoke the freeze, mint and update authorities at 1 TON each (3 of them). Same trust proof Solana's Pro lane sells, priced in TON.

The PDA market

Every PDA launched on this platform, on every chain, ranked on one board โ€” live charts, lock status, positions, watchlists and a managed wallet a member holds the keys to. Only PDAs born here; nothing from anybody else's launchpad.

The lock board

/we-got-grams/locked lists every locked pool this house has produced, both chains, both lanes, each row landing on real on-chain proof. A lock nobody can check is a marketing line; this one is a list you can audit.

Live, on the PDA page

A creator can stream from inside their own PDA's room โ€” chart, chat and video on one screen โ€” so a launch has a face on it instead of a Telegram handle. Runs on a premium streaming system; streams expire after 7 days by design.

The business

Where the money actually comes from.

A launchpad PDA is only as interesting as the launchpad's revenue, so here is all of it, in public. None of these are projections โ€” they are the fees the deployed contracts charge today, and the same constants this page imports are the ones the create page quotes to a creator.

SourceWhat it charges
Fair launch โ€” create fee3.5 TON per PDA (mostly gas)
Curve trading โ€” house share0.7% of every buy and every sell
Graduation split2% of a 2500 TON raise
Pro launch โ€” setup3.5 TON per PDA
Pro launch โ€” timed lock5โ€“35 TON, by lock length
Pro launch โ€” authority revokes1 TON ร— 3
Solana lanesThe same shape, priced in SOL, including a real Streamflow LP lock

Every fee above settles to the foundation wallet. The create fee is the one exception and it is deliberate: it lands in the launch tank that immediately spends ~1.5 TON of it on that same customer's deploy gas, and the profit is forwarded on automatically. Each launch pays for itself, so nobody ever tops up a tank by hand โ€” which is what lets the whole thing run with no human in it.

The PDA

$TONGRAM

$TONGRAM

Pump Tons Of Grams ยท Solana

Launching Soon โ€” Fair Launch On Solana

$TONGRAM opens with a Fair launch on Solana, the same public curve every Solana PDA here uses โ€” no presale, no private round, no allocation you cannot see. TON and the other chains follow one at a time. When it goes, the address is published on this page and on our verified-links page at the same moment it exists. Anything claiming to be $TONGRAM before then is not.
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Supply and allocation

Total supply, the creator's share, and any vesting schedule are set at launch and published here first โ€” with the on-chain proof beside them. We are not printing a number today that somebody would size a position against tomorrow.

What $TONGRAM unlocks on the platform

Perks get listed here as they ship, and never before. That is the same rule $CRIMSON runs under: nothing claimed before it is real.

It launches the way everyone else does

Through the same Fair lane, on the same curve, paying the same fee, with the creator's first buy held by the same 3-day escrow. If the structure is good enough to sell to a stranger it is good enough for the house PDA, and if it is not, we should not be selling it.

One flagship per thing

$TONGRAM is the launchpad, $CRIMSON is the game. One PDA per job, no overlap. Nobody has to guess which one carries which light.

How to hold it

The long game, taught with mechanisms.

Why we teach this at all

The first wave of meme tokens fed a few people and left everybody else holding the bag, and it did that because the crowd was taught to flip and nothing else. We are not going to build a launchpad on top of that and pretend it is somebody else's problem. So this section teaches the machine โ€” what it does, what it cannot do, and what that means for somebody who wants to still be here in a year. It is not advice and it never becomes advice.

A curve is not an order book

On a bonding curve there is no seller on the other side of your buy โ€” the contract mints against a formula, so the price moves with total supply bought, not with somebody's ask. That means there is always liquidity to enter and to exit, and it means the price you pay is a function of how early you are, which is public and calculable before you click.

Locked liquidity โ‰  locked supply

A locked pool means nobody can pull the money OUT of the market โ€” the LP tokens sit in a contract with no withdrawal function. It does not mean nobody can sell. Somebody who bought early can still sell into that pool, and the price will drop. That is a dump, not a rug, and knowing the difference is most of what keeps a holder calm.

Every round trip pays the toll twice

A curve charges its trade fee on the buy AND on the sell โ€” 1% on ours, and pump.fun takes its own on Solana. Flipping in and out ten times a day pays that toll twenty times; holding pays it twice. That arithmetic is the entire mechanical case for holding, and it does not depend on the price doing anything, which is exactly why it is the only case we will make.

Size it like it can go to zero

Most PDAs do. The only position size that lets you hold through a 70% drawdown is one you could lose entirely without changing your week. Nobody at this house will ever tell you a number to put in; if a page anywhere promises you a return, close it โ€” including ours.

Time in, not timing

Buying the same small amount on a schedule instead of one lump at one price is the oldest, dullest, most survivable way to build a position in something volatile. It removes the one decision that most reliably wrecks people: guessing the bottom. $TONGRAM is on a public curve โ€” the price is on-chain at every point, so you can check what you paid against what the curve says, always.

Read the chain, not the chat

Holders, liquidity, the lock, the creator's wallet โ€” all of it is public and all of it is linked from this platform. A Telegram screenshot is not evidence. Our own PDA pages carry the explorer links for exactly this reason: verify it, then decide.

Honest disclosure

Read this part twice

  • ยท $TONGRAM is not a security, a share, a bond, or a claim on any revenue. Holding it entitles you to nothing except the PDA itself.
  • ยท Nobody here promises you profit. We sell access to things we actually built โ€” a game, a platform, a launchpad, a terminal โ€” and we list a perk only after it ships.
  • ยท This page is not financial advice and we are not licensed to give any. If you want advice, get it from somebody who is.
  • ยท Crypto is volatile and a total loss is a normal outcome. Never put in money you need.
  • ยท PDA creation is final and public. Check every address against our verified links before you send anything anywhere.

One movement ยท 2 flagships

$CRIMSON

$CRIMSON

The game. Five years, ten missions, a living city โ€” and the PDA of the movement.

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